ulu pork v2.0

mocking other people names may not be fun at all especially to the victims. so now i will redeem my sins (like how i did today in office) but revealing some of the english names that zh and i think of for myself. cuz i don wan people to call me li ping or tee bang forever although they sound better than bee hoon.

1. head-and-shoulders-knees-and-TOH (a 05a103 joke which sent the class into total chaos while i was still living in self-delusion and had no idea that the whole class was laughing at me)
2. naru-TOH (probably all the naruto fans will kill me)
3. jia-TOH (banquet)
4. bao-TOH (sure bankrupt?)
5. tip-TOH
6. lai-TOH (if u watch deathnote, light's name is pronounced as lai-toh)
7. jona boni-TOH (if u are a soccer fan...)

lastly, i think this is the all time joke - BOA TOH (read faster, it will be 'fall down' in hokkien). how is it possible for a TOH person like me to get a proper english name?! even kim's name is golden knife (kim toh) lor. SIAN!!!