lame + funny stuff to brighten up my entries

plot: linda, amanda, sharon n i were sitting at the seats that directly faces the stupid door which u can freely open/close at white sands swensens after the econs lect on national day's eve

*wind blowing once the door is opened and sharon's hair is in a mess cuz she is 'nearest to the glass door n she didnt tie her hair tt day*

sharon: aiyoh i hate the door! cant they just close it? (shakes head in frustration)
amanda: wah sharon i think u look like a lion!
*sharon was drinking water after amanda said tt, she spit the water out immediately*
me: wah now u look like merlion! :D

kope from charmaine's blog which i find it hilarious

mum: why dont you like to bathe?
girl : **ignores**
mum: dont you know that even pretty flowers will wither without bathing
(bathing in the context of :being watered!)
girl: uh, thats becos im a...






CACTUS!!!


*please clap :D*

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wah i so happie lor
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from my hse i can see fireworks at esplanade
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tml stay at home liao
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wahaa
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i loveeeee my hse
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national day also can see
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even when the spore flag flew past national stadium, the jets zooming across the stadium
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ALL I CAN SEEEEEE
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yah
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*proud*
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(n ungrateful)
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when terrorist come and bomb singapore
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u also can see

kuku was sending me some songs and it includes westlife's season in the sun!

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OMGGGGGGGGGGG
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MY FAV SONG WHEN I WAS IN P6!
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THE SONG TT REMINDED ME TO STUDY TO REPAY MY PARENTS
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haaha

see, can u tell that i am bored to come up with such entries with no substance??!!! :(:( time to bury myself in gp shit.

anyway, i was watching the channel 8 news just now and got the update abt the liquid bomb which was exposed by the authorities in london. anyway, bomb expert actually said something which scare me out of my wits lah! according to him, the 'liquid bomb' which the terrorists intentionally designed to blow off the plane only cost US$35!!!! who will have thought that a bomb can cost that cheap and ingredients can be easily obtained in any supermarket! omg! terrorists are genius!! once again, our lives are endangered once again, with so many scholars turning into terrorists. please, all we need is peace. according to woolgar (pls refer to A level 2005 GP paper line 30), "war shld only be waged in response to aggression and that it was justifiable only if undertaken by a legitimate authority and only as a last resort."

umm, i know US has offended alot of pple directly/indirectly but i dont think using violence and killing pple is the most effective way to deal with the ordeal. instead, if u use violence, the opposition party has won 1/2 of the votes because they 'appear to be in a sorry state and deserves puclic support'! so, i really hope terrorists, instead of sacrificing innocent lives, voice out ur unhappiness to UN (legitimate party) so that they can do something abt it n stop US from being the 'big brother'!

yay man. to my enemies (waahaha in case if there is any), pls note tt i can easily kill u with US$35! (but if u are as fat/big as a aeroplane, i think US$1 is enough to kill u heh)

so random! omg i am turning into somebody!

ok, a picture for u to savour. a cute chick. enjoy!

what? cute and chick INDEED what. what were u hoping?

TEE KO PEH!