why i love being a girl

more supporting views on kuku's latest entry (n to add on to his agony)


1. girls are allowed to cry

girls can cry as much as they want, if guys cry, they will be permanently termed as SISSY.

2. girls have the ability to give birth

tt's something very very noble, poor guys you are part of the ingredient.

3. girls have higher life expectancy!

geog students shld know tt, so guys u better spend ur time really well.

4. girls are physically stronger

i'm not trying to specify where but girls immune system is generally better than guys. for instance, my friend kana traveller's virus (some flu which require 1 injection on his butt) when we studied at airport together.

5. girls have higher EQ

boys are stupid! hahahahahaahahaa.. just kidding. just tt they are not as sensitive as girls.

6. girls can laugh as loud as they want

guys with loud laughter (n pitchy ones) makes him very scary. i think fabian's (the councilor) laughter is worst than mine!

7. girls can ogle at their eye-candies/idols like crazyyyy OPENLY

irregardless whether their idols/eye-candies are female or male, they have the authority to admire them OPENLY (eg. screaming and sitting near him to get a better view). just look at esther&kah vs. kuku

8. girls have the ability to make guys jealous!

pls refer to lee kuku's blog for details

9. girls wont break a guy's heart like how a super heartless guy can

omg! i've witnessed too many examples!!

10. girls can perm/straighten/rebond their hair, or have their hair in any lengths

guys who do any of the above, once again, will be termed GAY

11. girls have alot more reasons to shop than guys

bras, sportbras, skirts, ear rings, make-up, heels of all inches, handbags/shoulderbags. :D:D:D

12. while shopping, there are many different designs for girls to choose for.

i hate buying presents for guys. it's always the same thing in the same colour! black or blue. wallet or shirt. ALAMAK.

13. (my own opinion) it's okay for girls to be lesbian, but a NONO for a guy to be a gay

look at the society! GUYS PLEASE OPEN UP URSELF LAH! aiyoh. such a wooden block.

14. while having sex, girls just have to sit back and relax

whereas guys must adjust n shift like siao, am i right? wahahahhaahahhaa (oops senstive issue)

15. girls can nua more than guys

guys who nua are perceived to be lazy n lazy n lazy = yucks i don wan this type of boyfriend. whereas if a girl nua, guys wont mind cuz of their I CANT BE BOTHERED ATTITUTE (act cool mah, ACT LOR!)

16. girls don have long and disgusting leg/facial hair!!!

i am scared of pple with LOTS of them!! eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk :S:S:S:S:S:S

17. girls are more courageous

i find guys getting more and more timid. BE A MAN LAH! 21ST CENTURY LIAO LEH.

18. i can gossip for as long as i want

and i have tonnes of company too!! hahahahaha :D

19. girls can have long finger nails

if guys have long finger nails, probably i would have thought that he is a loanshark/tool to dig his nose. (but due to the fact that i have short fingers n i m lazy to maintain my nails, i'll say byebye to this)


i am getting so tired of this. girls if u can think of more, pls post it on my tagboard. i will acknowledge u for ur contribution. wahahahaha. :D