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stupid 'mr brown show' encounter

around 7.15pm when i was at serangoon to wait for 147 to go home. someone with unfamiliar number called me, so i thought it was my dad who can 'long-bang' me home from his workplace. so i happily picked up his call (i usually don answer to unfamiliar numbers)

me: hello
the person who called me. lets name the guy A: hellothisis*(#*&@^#*&^#@agencyiwouldliketoinformyouthatthereisaninterviewtmleitherat2pmor6pmwhichonewouldyouliketocome? (yes he talked this way. i have absolutely no idea what the hell he said. moreover, i can hear alot of laughter behind his background lah.)
me: sorry, but i cannot hear anything you say. can you speak clearer and stop talking so fast.
A: oh sor-li. my temp staff laughing at me.
me: *what the hell!*

in case u dunno what i meant earlier, here it is:
hello this is *(#*&@^#*&^#@ agency i would like to inform you that there is an interview tml either at 2pm or 6pm which one would you like to come?

me: huh?
A: interview. we are a new company so have muany available pole-sitions (positions) so you can just come and try your luck lor (yes he spoke this way, in a very very funny accent somemore. sounds like mr brown)
me: erm, but i don't think i applied for any jobs/interviews
A: buttt my HR department give me your number leh.
me: what's your company?
A: *&*^#&@%#*^# private limited (*&#T&%#&%!@ cuz i really dunno what is he talking)
me: erm, can you specify which positions you are employing?
A: eh we hab many. data-entry, telemarketer....
me: erm i think it's okay. bye
A: nono, i think you should come and try. many many pole-sitions.
me: i think it is really fine. firstly i didn't apply for any job because i am EMPLOYED now. why would i want to find a job? (ok, i was looking for a job but obviously i wont want a job with unknown background right)
A: oh. you working now ah. where you work ah?
me: i don't think you need to know. or u don have the right to know.
A: *diam*
me: k thanks. i wont be going for the interview. please tell your "HR" department (or rather urself) not to flip yellow pages to disturb pple and make stupid calls like that. lastly, can i ask you a question? "AM I ON MR BROWN SHOW?"

**i wished i said those in blue**

omg. i wanted to laugh and bash up the person at the same time. he really talks like mr brown can! i didnt scold him vulgarities because:

1. mr brown will then named the clip "rude singaporeans who scold vulgarities as if they are free"
2. youngsters nowadays are ungrateful when people recommend jobs for them
3. i don't want to be "nyp tammy" which is circulating ard the internet like mad. i will be named "mjc/bowensec teebang"


anyway, i extended my contract for another month, till 16th february. but meanwhile i will still source for jobs that are better paid, tt's why i only signed 1 mth extension with them. 2 weeks later i will be paid $7/hr, after much negotiations and showing attitute to the company. anyway i realised they don't like temp staff to work OT. fine, like i love to work OT cuz i don't have a life. well, starting from tml i don't think i want to work OT unless necessary (meaning they ask me to stay).

time to search for weekend programmes! bye pple!