beijing 2008 olympics theme song

listening to 933 now and the 2 djs were discussing who will be singing next year's olympics themesong.

there will be 2 version, a mandarin version and english version.

the singers, however, are very very OFF.

off like siao can.

mandarin: jay chou (not bad) lin chi ling (YES THE MODEL WITH NICE LEGS BUT CAN SHE SING???)

english: DAVID BECKHAM (YES HE'S GOING TO INVADE INTO VICTORIA'S TERRITORY! AND THE DJ SAID HE IS ALSO GOING TO LEARN MANDARIN AND TRY TO SING THE MANDARIN VERSION!!!!!)

kill me pls!