ulu pork v2.0

last weekend, sim on sim and i went times bookstore at tampines mall after watching 'dark knight'. i shall keep my comments about dark knight to myself. apparantly my opinion differs from alot of people. heeheehee.

as you know i bought "GOSSIP GIRL" and simon bought a very chim book which i don bother remembering the title.

as usual, i was trying to be funny by reading/looking for lame books and i came across this book - Guide to Singlish. simon and i were trying very hard not to laugh too loudly but i failed. a pity it cost $10+ if not i will definitely buy it.

please stretch your eyes to read the above. my handphone camera sucks but i still love my phone :D

Z monster - An old army term used to describe being sleepy.
Example:
Sergeant: "Recruit! You must learn to fight the Z-monster!"
Recruit: "Sir, yes sir!"
Sergeant: "Even monkeys can fight the Z monster! Where is your weapon!"

ok, the example reminds me of what mr chen will probably tell us. i miss his crap.

Zuo Bo - To do nothing. Used in the context of being bored or lazy.
Example: "Today got no money lah, what to do? Just stay at home lah, what to do zuo bo."

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